Monday, February 26, 2007

Can we talk about Jack Palance?



How many times has he died? During dinner with Alex, I joked about Jack Palance dying every year. When he popped up in the dead people montage during last night's Oscars, I had a seizure. No joke. I was convulsing. I may had been under the influence of certain substances, but I am sure Jack fucking Palance has died more than a few times. Seriously, I've seen that clip of him doing one-handed push-ups at least 200 times by now! Alex immediately checked Wikipedia which says he died in November 2006. Bullshit!

2 comments:

shelana said...

hahaha, im pretty sure its true this time.

Anonymous said...

I thought I was going to explore from laughing when he showed up in that montage. I guess we'll have to wait and see if he dies again next year. And P.S. - see! I'm reading!